WordPress has a stats page that tells me all kinds of info about my blog. For instance, if someone googles a phrase or word that leads them to my blog, I can see what they googled. And as a side note: I love that google is a verb now. Anyways, there I have been several instances where someone has found my blog by googling “I shot myself”. Really? I don’t know how that relates to my site, except that I used to give myself shots. Like, injections. For health purposes.
So, if you are one of the unfortunate souls who is here because you shot yourself, I would like to offer you some quality advice. Get off google and call 911.