Like any good stay-at-home mom, I have a soap. And from time to time, you might hear me rant about it. Thanks to my DVR (my favorite technical advancement) I catch every single episode of Days of Our Lives. It’s troublesome to be so dedicated to such a ridiculous show. Bringing Stephano (sp?) back has been ingenious, because no good soap can be without an evil villian. But I would like to air my greatest grievance with soaps. I don’t understand how time passes. I just finished watching last week’s shows, and not a day has passed! In fact, I’m pretty sure its only been a few hours. How is this happening? How is it that they keep up with our holidays and seasons, if time passes at a tenth of the pace? Discuss.